b load

To take a fat bong rip....

Damn B rad that was a huge b load.

by ruthless racing July 23, 2007

b-load

1. a water pipe which has been packed with marijuana

2. album by 12 Cents for Marvin, released 7/7/2007

All night, Leon frantically ran around asking, "Anybody want a b-load?"

by Tommy Dub August 1, 2007

Bloadkill

When a gentleman is receiving fellatio from a companion and subsequently drives into a deer.

Kenneth's date was known for giving amazing road head. Fortunate for him, unfortunate for the deer. Kenneth's new car was soon covered in bloadkill.

by Urbandictress October 5, 2015

Chode Bload

Chode Bload is a versatile action verb. It means to ruin, to own, to humiliate, to annihilate, to emasculate, to completely destroy, or to fall woefully short of a goal due to unforeseen circumstances. Similar to, but less grandiose and more vulgar than epic fail. This term was first coined by a former member of the ISSJHSS, in early January of 2006 when The University of Texas Longhorn football team shocked the world and chode bloaded the University of Southern California Trojans in the Rose Bowl. Works best in sports discussions.

After Texas won, I screamed to all the haters, "You have been chode bloaded, I saiddddd!"

You think dets bad? Rememba tha time we had five people simultaneously working to get Finals tickets and we all got chode bloaded?

When the Spurs beat the Lakers in six in 2003, the Lakers were so chode bloaded that Kobe Bryant and Derek Fisher actually started crying.

by Echo21 October 21, 2008

Bload

verb- to Bload is to "Bust a load." Preferably on a woman's chest creating a pearl necklace

nick - dude, i bet my friend will Bload on that girl.
Riley - yeah, your right haha.... ew...

by nrmtkt90 January 2, 2010

bloadah

idiot

"dude, ur such a bloadah"

by The cat catcher December 6, 2009

bloaded

Adjective: Obscenely wealthy and obnoxious in showing it. A hybrid of the words "bloated" and "loaded". Someone who overtly peels through several hundred-dollar bills when paying a modest check or who shows off by tipping the valet $20. Someone with sunglasses, watch, handbag, luggage all clearly branded with top of the line designers or who casually drops lines like "so I was driving my Lamborghini in Beverly Hills the other day."

That guy is so bloaded he probably wipes his ass with cashmere toilet paper. She is so bloaded she swaps out her Louis Vuitton handbag for a new one every month.

by Amy Wolf October 2, 2008