Literal: "Little Lover". Woman's name, often shortened to Ami or Amy.
Usually an exquisitely beautiful woman, lithe and thin, yet curvacious. Known to cause men to run into stationary objects. She's refined and witty, with a wicked sense of humor. Sweet and sensitive, big-hearted and caring, yet tough enough to kickbutt when needed. Incredible in bed. She'll make you earn her love, but it's worth every moment. Often attracted to quiet non-conformists and hockey players.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.