awkward warm

when you put too much hot water in your milo and it becomes an awkward temperature. to avoid this happening the hot water:cold milk ratio generally needs to be less than or equal to 0.2

ella: you put too much hot water in and now my milo is awkward warm. this is worse than the time my snake pissed on my laptop.

by snellboy August 8, 2012

Awkward Bum Warmth

(noun.) The awkward feeling, sitting on the toilet for a dump and realising that the seat is warm, because somebody has recently taken a dump there, finding it repulsive but strangely comfortable at the same time.

I just went in the toilet to swirl one out and experienced Chris' awkward bum warmth.

by Inspector Bumtrousers November 19, 2013