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awful music 

95% of rap muisc, 95% of rock, 95% of jazz, 95% of electronic/techno, 95% of reggae, 95% of blues, 95% of folk, 95% of pop, 95% of R&B, 95% of religious, and 99.999999% of country. All genres are far larger than most people think. You may think you like a genre, but you really only like a small part of it - the stuff that's not crap. For every one song you like there's roughly 19 that you hate in that broad genre, unless you're listening to country, then there's a far greater number that you won't like.
-Hey, turn it to 95.7 THE ROCK.
-Sure
-WTF I hate this awful music... fucking urban-metro-punk-rock-metal-thrash mix, (3 minutes later) WTF I hate Death Metal, WTF (3 minutes later), WTF (...), WTF (...), WTF!!! *click* There's nothing on today.
-Just go buy some shit you like.
-Yeah. Fuck this shit.
awful music by InjusticeForAll December 28, 2005
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awful music 

Green Day is one of the biggest definitions of awful music. People say they are sell outs, which isn't really true. They have always sucked. But, they did manage to sell out with American Idiot I guess. They wanted to make people believe they actually gave a shit about politics, and make kids feel like "grown ups" because they were involved in politics too. Bullshit. But, I guess they succeeded, which when you think about is no surprise, considering the country is made up of mostly dumbass.
Plus, they are AWFUL mucisians. I play guitar, drums, and bass. Within a week, I could play any Green Day song I listened to. And their lyrics? "I walk this empty street, on the boulevard of broken dreams". I mean, come on people, it doesn't get much worse than that. And yes, their name did come from smoking pot all day long. In an interview with The Rolling Stone, they said it themselves.
Green Day belongs in an anus.

Yes, they are the true definition of awful music.
awful music by Green Day Is Anus November 17, 2005
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026