“What are they doing?” “An act of aweism for Jennifer.”
“That’s embarrassing!” “No it isn’t, it’s an act of aweism”
“That’s embarrassing!” “No it isn’t, it’s an act of aweism”
by MamiRaya November 7, 2017
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Dante Shepherd, creator of the chalkboard based webcomic "Surviving the World," is amazing, awesome, and full of himself. He is awesmug.
by Jakeishere September 30, 2010
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by Gerally D. Smarty August 7, 2007
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A word, synonymous to "awesome", that describes the amount of awesome in a quantifiable manner.
Even when an amount is not stated, Awesimitude often implies large amounts of Awesome.
NOTE: Awesimitude is spelled by replacing both the "o" and the second "e" in Awesome with the letter "i".
Awesimitude, NOT Awesomitude
A word, synonymous to "awesome", that describes the amount of awesome in a quantifiable manner.
Even when an amount is not stated, Awesimitude often implies large amounts of Awesome.
NOTE: Awesimitude is spelled by replacing both the "o" and the second "e" in Awesome with the letter "i".
Awesimitude, NOT Awesomitude
Mr. T. is a man of great Awesimitude. He could pity three thousand foo's in one second, given the opportunity.
Walking into the room, his stride conveyed his Awesimitude to everyone around him.
Awesimitude is not to be confused with "Awesomness" which is simply another form of the word that contains far less Awesimitude
Walking into the room, his stride conveyed his Awesimitude to everyone around him.
Awesimitude is not to be confused with "Awesomness" which is simply another form of the word that contains far less Awesimitude
by Forty_Seven June 9, 2008
Get the Awesimitude mug.Politically Correct Definition: Ageism is defined as being the discrimination against a person or group of people based solely on age.
Real Definition: A moronic belief system held by mentally-retarded fuckshits who actually believe that age is an accomplishment and that anyone who is young is inferior to "adults".
Fond of using the excuse: "you're under 25, your brain isn't developed yet" to win virtually all arguments against otherwise perfectly rational people who just so happen to be in their late teens and early twenties.
These type of people also often believe that their generation is superior to the current one, and that young people are to blame for all of the world's problems. Furthermore, these people think that they are always correct in all situations, due to the fact that they have "so much more life experience" and a "fully developed pre-frontal cortex" according to various bullshit pseudo-scientific articles.
Equally as annoying is ageism against elderly people, which mainly occurs in the workplace. In many countries people over a certain age are expected to be "too frail and senile" to work, even when the applicants are just as qualified as everyone else.
Real Definition: A moronic belief system held by mentally-retarded fuckshits who actually believe that age is an accomplishment and that anyone who is young is inferior to "adults".
Fond of using the excuse: "you're under 25, your brain isn't developed yet" to win virtually all arguments against otherwise perfectly rational people who just so happen to be in their late teens and early twenties.
These type of people also often believe that their generation is superior to the current one, and that young people are to blame for all of the world's problems. Furthermore, these people think that they are always correct in all situations, due to the fact that they have "so much more life experience" and a "fully developed pre-frontal cortex" according to various bullshit pseudo-scientific articles.
Equally as annoying is ageism against elderly people, which mainly occurs in the workplace. In many countries people over a certain age are expected to be "too frail and senile" to work, even when the applicants are just as qualified as everyone else.
40 year old airhead: "Hey punkass, you on your way to get high and have anal sex with 7 virgins?"
18 year old: "No... I'm going to a job interview"
40 year old airhead: "Job interview!? At 18? Little children can't have jobs! Your developing brain isn't mature enough to handle the responsibility!"
18 year old: "Dude, that's ageism. I can work just fine. Where in the world did you hear that my brain is "still developing?""
40 year old airhead: "I read it on a news article! Cause I'm an informed adult!"
18 year old: "Who did the research for the article?"
40 year old airhead: "MADD! They've been a reliable organization for decades! What they say must be true!"
18 year old: "Ah, MADD huh? So that's why you're such an uninformed prick."
18 year old: "No... I'm going to a job interview"
40 year old airhead: "Job interview!? At 18? Little children can't have jobs! Your developing brain isn't mature enough to handle the responsibility!"
18 year old: "Dude, that's ageism. I can work just fine. Where in the world did you hear that my brain is "still developing?""
40 year old airhead: "I read it on a news article! Cause I'm an informed adult!"
18 year old: "Who did the research for the article?"
40 year old airhead: "MADD! They've been a reliable organization for decades! What they say must be true!"
18 year old: "Ah, MADD huh? So that's why you're such an uninformed prick."
by Manwithnomission August 3, 2012
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"Can grandpa go?"
"No, he's too old for that kind of stuff."
"That was some pure ageism."
"Can grandpa go?"
"No, he's too old for that kind of stuff."
"That was some pure ageism."
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