Avon old farms is an all boys boarding school in avon ct. Most of they boys go there bc they couldnt get in anywhere else...aka salisbury...but some go for sports too. Sorry boys but thirds lax isnt going to cut it in the real world. Most of them are repeats...what does that tell you! AOF has a horrible reputation, being jerks, easy, and hooking up with walkers girls therefore they carry lots of STD's. They think they are the shit untill the end up working for a Salisbury guy.
(Watching a thirds lax game)
-Woah that must have hurt
-I dont think they can lose any more brain cells so its ok
-Woah that must have hurt
-I dont think they can lose any more brain cells so its ok
by aofsucks April 18, 2005
An prestigious all-boys prep school located in Avon, Connecticut where the lads fuck the hot Porter's girls and not the skank Walker's girls. These winged beavers are known throughout New England as an exceptional hockey team which will always triumph over Salibury, a school located at the tip of CT, better known as no where. Due to common misconception, AOF does not contain in its premises, homosexuals or protitutes.
"Dude those Porter's girls are so hot for us!"
"We're Avon Old Farms, let's grind their asses."
"Hell yeah."
"We're Avon Old Farms, let's grind their asses."
"Hell yeah."
by anonononimous January 20, 2008
Avon Old Farms is a boarding school for young men smack dab in Avon Connecticut. One is apt to find jocks, preps, stoners and alchoholics alike in this STD breeding haven. The typical Avon boy is most likely to be found with a drink in one hand, a slut in the other and their varying range of pastel pants.
by - Porter's Girl April 8, 2005
All boys school for a bunch of breathing horny fuck tards. If you are a Porter's girl don't be surprised if you receive multiple floppy small soggy soft unannounced dick pics from these ultimate dick heads. These thirsty ass jocks are most commonly found begging for nudes from thirsty ethel girls after being rejected by porter's girls. Don't be surprised if ur sexting then they r too pussy to fuck u in person. (I will say they are better than salisbury guys ngl) They do need to get the lax stick out of their ass and take a second to smell these perfect voluptuous cheeks.
Avon Old Farms dipshit 1: Yo motherfucker I just snapped the hottest chick imma bouta hit
Avon Old Farms dipshit 2: Bro no fucking way gimme that snap tho
Avon Old Farms dipshit 1: Oh shes actually our spanish teacher
Avon Old Farms dipshit 2: Shitttt you finally gotta hold of her?
Avon Old Farms dipshit 1: Nah, that hoe left me on open
Avon Old Farms dipshit 2: Bro no fucking way gimme that snap tho
Avon Old Farms dipshit 1: Oh shes actually our spanish teacher
Avon Old Farms dipshit 2: Shitttt you finally gotta hold of her?
Avon Old Farms dipshit 1: Nah, that hoe left me on open
by whorewithafatass April 24, 2021
All boys prep school in CT. Run by the Hockey Players who are looked upon as Gods. Screw the hell out of miss porters n ethel walker girls. Call the skanks "bitties".
Back to back new england championships. All the haters can suck ITTTT. EWS and MPS keep the bitties comin...
by asperando et perseverando April 13, 2005
A small all boys boarding school located in Avon Connecticut. Don't let its picturesque campus fool you, this is hardly Hogwarts. With the dozens of sports venues, they lack even a single academic building. AOF is home to four hundred jocks that rarely attend classes, and enjoy the following: playing sports, drinking to excess, doing drugs ( including but not limited to pot, dip, and heroin) and banging a large amounts of girls (or at least pretending to). Even so, the girls attending the four surrounding boarding schools can't seem to stay away. We have all fallen victim to the charm of drunken PG's, terrifying dance experiences, and of course naked study halls. In bouts of despairation, these strapping young men have been known to find the nearest Porters girl, or even fellow classmate, to "satisfy their needs", What a classy bunch
AOF boy #1: Hey bro, is there a naked studyhall tonight?
AOF boy #2: Yeah man, can't wait to see your meat....I mean you...there (I love avon old farms)
AOF boy #2: Yeah man, can't wait to see your meat....I mean you...there (I love avon old farms)
by tHree_GirLs March 19, 2009
an all boys prep school filled with cocky idiots that didn't get into Salsbury, too stupid to realize porters and walkers girls use them for play and free movie passes... will fuck anything on two legs (including their own roomates) or four legs... anything goes
They are often found unsucessfully attempting to express themselves in either poetry form, rap, or guitar during what they call "open mic night"
They are often found unsucessfully attempting to express themselves in either poetry form, rap, or guitar during what they call "open mic night"
AOF dumbass #1 "Dude! I totally got with her this weekend."
AOF dumbass #2 "Really!"
AOF dumbass #1 (silence)..."no"
AOF dumbass #2 "Really!"
AOF dumbass #1 (silence)..."no"
by anonymous April 13, 2005