autophagy 

gay asexual who doesn’t like anything

Autophagy is asexual

autophagy by vyrtixx July 8, 2022

Autoplay Porn Circus 

When you're in a public space, and open Twitter and it's autoplaying all the porn on your feed with the volume way up.

Person 1:"Pardon me sir, but could you please reduce the volume on your pornography?"

Person 2:"Of course, madam. My apologies, it was an unintentional Autoplay Porn Circus."

Person 1:"Why sir, it happens to the best of us. I myself had an Autoplay Porn Circus just last week at my great aunt's funeral."

Autoplay Porn Circus by Debased March 11, 2020

Autoplay 

A quick way to get out a sticky situation.

Person 1: WTF why are you watching furry porn?
Person 2: Shit, autoplay was on.

Autoplay by The autoplay guy May 27, 2018

Autophagiac

A person suffering from Autophagia an impulse control disorder where the victim is compelled to devour their own flesh.

Rick is an Autophagiac.

Autophagiac by ARandomBystander July 23, 2021

autophagocytosis 

The act of consuming yourself.

Bill got bored with life and partook of some Autophagocytosis.

autophagocytosis by I hate monkies July 27, 2005

autophagous 

eating one’s own flesh or bodily organ.

Can you conceive of an autophagous animal?

autophagous by uttam maharjan November 10, 2011

autopay 

The act of waiting for bills to pay for themselves

I am autopaying my student loans

autopay by kcvis May 4, 2014