7 definitions by Somebluedude69

sugar daddy

there is an anime character who has a hot sugar daddy..ugh i wish i had one i want him to fuck me real hard.

capable to fuck you but you dont do it because yes sugar daddy~

by Somebluedude69 January 25, 2022

mailman

people who have divorced while a mother being pregnant, they achieve a job known as "mailman" because of that part in life and their mission is to only give mails where their child lives, one time eventually the kid will soon get to know that their mailman was their real father.

"your family will die in 5 seconds"

son: im not ready!!! *cries8
mother: dies
uncle: dies
grandma: dies
grandpa: dies

friend: dude the mailman just died.
step dad: *comes home* oo, it was a tough day at work today.

son: wait dad your still alive-
*finds it out*

by Somebluedude69 January 25, 2022

autocorrect

something that completely betrays while typing.

son: mom im going to "FUCK" my sis.
mom: UR GROUNDED!
son: NO IT WAS AUTOCORRECT I MEANT IM GOING TO "FORGIVE" MY SIS!
mom: before making out with the mailman we are gonna have a tak young man!
son: MOM WHAT THE FU-

by Somebluedude69 January 25, 2022

AshKay

A super hot person whos kind and sweet also a simple and gay

Ahh.. Gosh i can't stop thinking of guys I keep saying anime dudes are hot.. Im ashkay now

by Somebluedude69 January 15, 2022

mom

worst fear to Asians

my mom is gonna kill me because i did'int do my dishes

by Somebluedude69 January 25, 2022

YouTube

The worst video sharing website where you can see shirtlesshot videos and gay movies! (the best is PornHub)

• YouTube kids, everyone knows this.

• Removing Dislikes, LIKE SERIOUSLY WTF YOUTUBE BECAUSE OF YOUTUBE REWIND 2018 DOESN'T MEAN EVERYONE IS DEPRESSED ABOUT THE DISLIKES
• Removing Hearts, now YouTube is focused on no one not even the creators, the only way to do this is to go to yOuTuBe sTuDiO
• "It's not a mistake, ✨IT'S A MASTERPIECE✨, ur a mistake
• Ayo 😳, actually good.

YouTube is a place where you can share videos and have fun around the world! *enter sarcastic tone* I swear if your from the future, I bet YouTube removed comments too.

My kid started watching YouTube kids, he became an emo after that for no reason.

by Somebluedude69 January 15, 2022

Dad

Dad..?
ohh, you mean the milkman but does'int come to give milk to my house

my dad has gone to buy milk he says where he's going they have very sweet and tasty milk so my daddy is buying it for me!

by Somebluedude69 January 25, 2022