Attainable Girl Syndrome

When a guy assumes that he can 'get' a particular real life girl either to date or have sex with because he feels what he has going for him: looks, personality, status, money, job, degree, etc., are enough to impress the girl into doing so. But the problem is that girls want to 'date up', not 'date same' and definitely not 'date down', so girls that most guys think are realistically attainable to them, are not.

Girl #1: JP wants me, he keeps texting me to hang out.

Girl #2: That would be dating down girl, don't do it.

Girl #3: I think he's suffering from AGS

Girl #1 and #2: AGS?

Girl #3: Attainable Girl Syndrome!

Girl #1: Well as long as that mean he's delusional.

Girl #2: Most guys are!

Attainable Girl Syndrome by sarasplayroom.com December 2, 2009

Attainable Hot 

adj. A female whose attractiveness, under most circumstances, puts here out of your league, but her personality makes her attainable to the average guy.

Attainable hot: Mila Kunis, Kristen Dunst, Eliza Dushku

Attainable Hot by bloj81 March 28, 2009

againable 

Doing something in which the experience is pleasurable and leaves you wanting to repeat the experience.

When I was 17, I went to Hawaii with a bunch of football players . We go out one evening and I meet a set of twins that are absolute knockouts. Myself and the twins, end up on the beach drinking and getting crazy naked in the sand. I want to tell you what son,, that night was fucking againable..

againable by RazorRaz February 11, 2020

attenable 

definitely a word. Manageable or tolerable. Something you can make work.

"Dude I have to use hair gel because my head shape is not as attenable as yours are"

attenable by Axemodeus May 17, 2010

Attainability delusion 

When a streamer's audience (usually male) fool themselves into thinking the streamer (usually female) can be attained for a relationship as long as she is single. This delusion is shattered when she reveals she is in a relationship, which, consequently, leads to indignant backlash by the horde of disappointed men.

Streamer: I have a boyfriend, guys!
Delusional man: Ohmahgerd but I thought you were mine.
Streamer: Sorry to shatter your attainability delusion, but you should've known better.
Delusional man: *proceeds to report all her accounts*

Attainability delusion by Carnivorous Pencil March 10, 2020