Person who does not believe in anal sex.
Dude I tryed fuckin her in the ass but shes an ass athiest
by coppola March 11, 2008
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An Irish Athiest is a person that does not believe in the Christian God but still celebrates Christian holidays. An Irish Athiest isn't always Irish or an Athiest, only usually.
Hank: Hey, why do you have a Christmas tree up? I thought you were Athiest?
Myra: I am, but I'm an Irish Athiest because I still want Christmas presents.
by FeckUsernames April 7, 2023
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Jesus who doesn't believe in himself
Hey look it's athiest jesus.
by Darkonesdeath April 6, 2016
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Daughter: Mom, Dad, I'm going to go whore myself for drugs.
Dolphin Worshipping Athiest Parents: Allright, you might want to try showing a little thigh, dear.
Daughter: You're so lame. Like, folk-rock on!
by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 12, 2010
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a smoothie containing a gay aborted child and vodka
I made an athiest smoothie for breakfast. I think it had our neighbors aborted fetus in it. YUCK!
by lotion_god November 21, 2021
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people who dont believe in gods
athiest: thank god I'm an athiest
other dood: KOWALSKI ANALYSIS
by abigcactus November 29, 2018
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