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Serial Monogamist 

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Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026
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liquid lunch 

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A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
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Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
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dunzo 

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This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
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Word of the Day on June 20, 2026
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Word of the Day on June 19, 2026
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Male Pattern Blindness 

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Word of the Day on June 18, 2026
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"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026
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