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aszxdcfgvbhnjm 

when your girlfriend says "i love you" but you know that they are a cheater/liar
girl: i love you
boy: aszxdcfgvbhnjm
girl: wtf
boy: i sneezed and hit my computer
girl: ok.............
boy: im allergic to lies
girl: ..................
boy: and i know you are a cheater
aszxdcfgvbhnjm by anonymous December 12, 2020
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azsxdcfvgbhnjmklpoiuytrewq 

when you are so bored you type the bottom 2 letter rows diaganolly and the top row backwords
Man 1:what are some words to do when bored
Man 2:qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp.
Man 1: done that
Man 3: what about azsxdcfvgbhnjmklpoiuytrewq
Man 1: finally a new one no one's seen before
Urban Dictionary:you are 5 seconds too late.
(Men explode in hatred of Urban Dictionary)

azsxdcfvgbhnjmk,l 

Showing boredom of typing in random letters
I`m bored. Azsxdcfvgbhnjmk,l

qawsedrftgyhujikolp;azsxdcfvgbhnjmk,l. 

1. When you give a baby a keyboard

2. When you want to type something but dont know what
I got bored and typed qawsedrftgyhujikolp;azsxdcfvgbhnjmk,l. .

azsxdcfvgbhnjmklqwertyuiop 

when you are soooo creative that you think you are original with your bordom but you aren’t
do you really beed an example for azsxdcfvgbhnjmklqwertyuiop??

qawsedrftgyhujikolp;azsxdcfvgbhnjmk,l..l,kmjnhbgvfcdxsza;plokijuhygtfrdeswaq 

when you get so bored that you reach enlightenment by typing in a diagonal line from the top of the keyboard to the letter below it, and continuing to do that until you reach the end. After searching up that definition, you decide to do the whole thing backwards, thus you are here.
"i just had seven lines of crack"
"qawsedrftgyhujikolp;azsxdcfvgbhnjmk,l..l,kmjnhbgvfcdxsza;plokijuhygtfrdeswaq"

`1q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9o0p-[=]\qawsedrftgyhujikolp;[']\azsxdcfvgbhnjmk,l.;/' 

When you get so bored, you have started a journey to type every non-random combination (i.e. qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp), and you've already typed qawsedrftgyhujikolp;'\azsxdcfvgbhnjmk,l.;/', so decided to throw in numbers because why not.
Friend: Hey, you still bored?
You: Well, I have already typed out qawsedrftgyhujikolp;'\azsxdcfvgbhnjmk,l.;/' but I thought something was missing so I decided to throw in the numbers as well, so I got `1q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9o0p-=\qawsedrftgyhujikolp;'\azsxdcfvgbhnjmk,l.;/'
Friend: … so, you still bored?
You: Yes very, but I won't stop until I find every possible non-random combination.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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