astroworld apology

a fake apology about a super tragic thing that was your fault, most likely involving deaths of others.

person 1: hey bro I killed ur entire family with a train 5 minutes ago, sorry
person 2: WTF THAT'S NOT EVEN SINCERE, WHY U GOTTA PULL AN ASTROWORLD APOLOGY LIKE THAT.
person 1: i said sorry, that makes everything better

astroworld apology by IP&Y TFGOIYFG YIG IYG YHF UYFg January 31, 2022

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astroworld apology

An apology for doing something so dire that was so shitty that your reputation takes a big downfall due to your lack of empathy and maturity.

"After Tim crashed my car he just texted me "oops bro im so sorry i crashed your car". Man i cant believe that man"
"He really pulled an astroworld apology on you, my condolences bro."

astroworld apology by toasterovenonfire January 14, 2022

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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