Asstricle 

a person who has a very white-round bottom(ass)

adj.

i like BIG asstricles and i can not lie! :)

guy: dude look at that girl
guy 2: omg she has a hugeee asstricle!
guy: i like that

Asstricle by jenny janny February 6, 2010

Assticles 

Otherwise known as the taint or the chode, assticles typically occur in men of advanced age. After gravity has taken its toll on the scrotum, the advanced stretching begins to affect the anus. Eventually they become one.

Harold was in the bathroom the other day battling with some troubling constipation. To his surprise his scrotum lapped delicately at the water. He called to his wife. "Gertrude!"

"What is it Harold" she replied.
"Get in here and tell me why my balls are in the water" he gasped.
"OMG Harold!" she exclaimed. "You have assticles you filthy old fucker!"

Assticles by *samIam* February 19, 2010

Astrocle

An Astrocle is the uncomfortable feeling you get when one of your testicles slides up from your scrotum into your pelvic skin, it being named astrocle is a mix of the words "astronaut" and "testicle"

Damn dude, I just had an astrocle, that really hurt

Astrocle by KentuckyFriedHumans January 4, 2020

The Asstric Bypass 

The rapid thrusting of a penis through the buttcrack while avoiding penetration; like a hotdog sliding in and out of a bun. See also Appalachian Mundungus

The Asstric Bypass is a good compromise because I love the booty, but she doesn't want to do anal.

The Asstric Bypass by Thomas Frick March 26, 2008

asstrickery 

(n) Feats of non-intuitive acumen; the use of non-obvious approaches to problems that are figuratively pulled from the ass of the person who conceives them.

His clever use of the Separating Hyperplane Theorem to derive the boundary of a convex set was quite a piece of asstrickery. We never would have thought to use that ourselves.

asstrickery by asstrickster December 9, 2008

Assdriller

A male who penetrates the anus of another being.

A term used for a gay person.

Man, you're so gay! I bet you love that assdriller to penetrate you any time!

Those villagers are all assdrillers. When you don't look they have sex with any animal they see!

Assdriller by Fukaface! December 17, 2010

Assicle

The flap of skin that kind of hangs down between your ass and your balls.

I’ve been sitting for too long and now my assicle is sore.

Assicle by Big Pot January 10, 2020