A special/scary type of lapdance, typically found in underground Asian bars:
A very large Asian woman, sometimes dressed as a sumo wrestler, who gives a lapdance to a man. The dancer throws a load of fried rice on the man's lap, then begins to give him a dance, which makes a chemical reaction in the dancer's asshole and inflates the ass like a balloon.
Sometimes performed by Asian men to women
A very large Asian woman, sometimes dressed as a sumo wrestler, who gives a lapdance to a man. The dancer throws a load of fried rice on the man's lap, then begins to give him a dance, which makes a chemical reaction in the dancer's asshole and inflates the ass like a balloon.
Sometimes performed by Asian men to women
"Mark went to China and hired a sumo wrestler to give him a chinese assload, but then he realized it was just Jamie!"
"I hear a chinese assload is the best lapdance you can ever receive at that bar in Chinatown. Better than any whore by far!"
"I hear a chinese assload is the best lapdance you can ever receive at that bar in Chinatown. Better than any whore by far!"
by MMjr April 5, 2009
by AvidElephant55 August 27, 2009
A unit of volume equal to 4 liters; equal to the approximate volume of a fully filled large intestine of an adult human.
by Hlalakar May 20, 2020
The amount of weight in witch a healthy adult donkey can haul down and back up the Grand Canyon with out killing it.
Kid 1"Your mom weighs an assload"
Kid 2 " wrong , we went to the Grand Canyon last summer and rode the donkeys down, her fat ass killed her donkey. She's more then an ass load "
Kid 2 " wrong , we went to the Grand Canyon last summer and rode the donkeys down, her fat ass killed her donkey. She's more then an ass load "
by Mr E.S August 27, 2020