asshole dance

A dance performed by reaching down between your legs, grabbing your ankles & spinning around in a circle, saying "I am an asshole & I like it"

Usually performed by losing a bet or completely terrible performance during any game or sport.

Ryne didn't hit his golf ball to the Women's tee, so he had to do an asshole dance.

Jeni scored zero points at cornhole & asshole danced all night long.

Jeni and Mark have the most asshole dances ever performed in the coliseum.

After failing to put even one bag in the hole during cornhole, Mark had to perform an asshole dance.

After Barry's team lost the flipcup championship, they all had to do an asshole dance.

asshole dance by JmpRmf April 9, 2017

assholerance 

Describes the ability to tolerate people who think with their sphincter and share thoughts that are reminiscent of fecal coliforms. In other words, the greater your ability to spend time in the presence of an asshole, the greater your level of assholerance.

I can't believe you let your in-laws stay for a week, you must have huge assholerance!

assholerance by Grimandgrimmer November 11, 2009

Assholemancer 

Noun - A pun of "asshole" and "necromancer." Someone well versed in the art of conjuring up rudeness.

The user-based editors ruining Urban Dictionary are a bunch of assholemancers.

Assholemancer by WCrispy May 20, 2014