asshole bowl

Any bowl, associated with, or otherwise entagled with Jerry Jones, team, players, or facilities, especially the new Cowboys abode

Have you been to the asshole bowl? Not yet, I can wait until that Jones shithouse becomes reality. Every time you look at it you see how the taxpayers took a screwing.

asshole bowl by BlazingHot January 6, 2009

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grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili

what a queer cowboy does.

What Would You Do If There Was A Child Right In Front Of You? “I’d grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili.”

grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili by aq_ua March 29, 2021

A bowl of assholes

Very foul breath, smells awful. morning breath. Sleeping to close to the crack.

Man what did you eat? Your breath smells like a bowl of assholes.

A bowl of assholes by Ringleader 615 December 12, 2005

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A bowl of assholes

A management meeting

:) WOW! Everything is so smooth around here today! I wonder why?

:( Oh yeah!
There's a bowl of assholes upstairs today so now everyone can do their job.

A bowl of assholes by LayItOnYou December 15, 2008

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A bowl of assholes

Not feeling well. Feeling sick or otherwise objectionable.

The morning after that party I was feeling like a bowl of assholes

A bowl of assholes by howhiareu March 11, 2007

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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