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asselope 

n: A variant of asshole. A person who exhibits asshole behavior often with intent to provoke reaction in others, then springing away.
Truant: Check it out, that guy just flipped-off that black Escalade with spinners.

Steve-o: Asselope.
asselope by da truant July 4, 2006

assfloss 

1. Someone who pisses you off so much that you wish you could use them to floss the dried feces off a greasy perverts crack.
2. A stupid or foolish person, usually with many enemies who can't stand his/her daily actions.
3. an antonym for asswhipe or jackass.
4. a thong.
That assfloss consitantly performs the same skateboarding trick even though he gets hurt each time.
assfloss by Jaclyn May 7, 2004

Ass Flop 

The top part of the ass that flops out of fat peoples pants when they get up from previously sitting down.
Dude your friend Zach has some serious ass flop going down.
Ass Flop by KrypticDeath July 14, 2010
Someone who is 100% ASS and goes around "prancing" as such
That Jill is SUCH an ASSALOPE! Just look at her a prancing around!
assalope by Brad Albert November 5, 2005
an extraneous piece of skin or webbing that covers the anus
Before we had the sex, I had to lift up her assflap.
assflap by Gooney Goo Goo April 9, 2003

assflowers 

The unique smell that is caused by flowery air freshner covering an extremely pungent flatus.
Woah, this room smells like assflowers, Sean.
assflowers by PigfuckerPantyStealer November 29, 2006