assface

Possessing the facial qualities of an ugly man's ass.
One who resembles Tony Blair on television.

After my cousin got mutilated in a car accident, he's gotten a real assface.

by Big Bob March 21, 2003

assface

a burn victim who's face gets burned and they have to put his ass skin on his face

that dude's an assface

by Jay May 10, 2003

assface

a assface is somebody whos ass is worn on their face instead of in their pants. an assface is someone who is very ugly.

The woman who yelled expletives at me is a total assface.

by Natalie Kauffman August 23, 2006

Assface

Someone who either A) does something to piss you off or B) does something stupid. Synonomous with jackass, loser, dumbass, idiot, bitch, jerk, etc.

Gah Mary! Why'd you have to kick all my shit over? You assface!!!

by Ebe1 February 27, 2008

Assface

An individual who just happens to be in the unique position of having his face look identical to his ass. In most cases, the face takes on the role of the ass and vice-versa. So, it is not uncommon for an assface to have bad breath and to talk a lot of shit.

He's such an assface - have you heard the shit that comes out of his mouth?

by DrDeadpan September 8, 2009

Assface

(1) A person who, out of lack of intelligence or ignorance is making a fool out of him or her self, (2) Drop-dead ugly

"Straighten up, assface, people are watching."
"Holy Shit -- that guy has an assface."

by M. A. Melton May 30, 2006

Assface

My ex husband.

He looked like an assface and he smelled like one too.

He was such an assface for taking all of the family photo albums during the divorce.

by Doug McGue June 9, 2016