Assaulting the log 

When a man beats off profusely and reaches climax in minutes.

So i heard Jeff was assaulting the log several minutes ago.

Hey! I hope your not assaulting the log in there.

Assaulting the log by Centipede Gerard August 29, 2009

visually assaulting 

(1)Something or someone so unattractive, or unsightly that seeing it actually causes harm to the viewers sight.

(2)Visually overpowering in a positive or negative way.

(1) Her leggings worn as pants, caused her outfit to be visually assaulting.

visually assaulting by kyredhead October 4, 2009

Visually assaulting 

A term often used when somebody's actions or appearance brings suffering to others. Plumbers crack, hippies, and fat people jiggling while they laugh can all be considered visually assaulting.

Guy 1: How was the blind date?

Guy 2: She was visually assaulting. Her gut spilled over her jeans.

Visually assaulting by Burrywog February 3, 2010

Assalingus 

A slang term for "tossing salad". Rectum munching, glutious maximus muchimus or good ol' fashion ass eating.

By reviewing the end results, the person performing assalingus probably wore braces or some other metal mouth device.

The EMTs determined that the rupture was caused by excessive assalingus.

Assalingus by Enrico Smith May 9, 2008

Assailing 

To attack with or as if with violent blows; assault.

Mike Tyson to Dermot Murnaghan on Sky News:

""You're starting to irritate me now... I guess I did change because I'm not assailing you""

Assailing by Hip-Hopper November 8, 2009

Assaultix

Twitch Streamer, Content Creator on YouTube, Editor/Designer that's currently a FREE AGENT (somehow). Looks to be getting many team invitations but hasn't accepted one yet, better pick him up orgs!

Assaultix is streaming! Let's go watch!!!

Assaultix by anonymous September 7, 2020

Assbusting 

Your in a bathroom stall, but instead of shitting in the toilet you shit on the floor, ceiling, and walls, and end up puking in the toilet but missing.
Pretty much, you get your shit all over the fucking place. And not the fucking place it should be.

Steve was assbusting yesterday. That shit was everywhere, yo!

Assbusting by MayzieAndTayzie October 24, 2010