When you shit your pants and/or don't wipe well. This leads to your ass being caked in shit due to the lack of wiping.
Jason: What is that horrible smell
Brody: Ummmm..I think I had an accident
Jaosn: What the hell happened
Brody: Well, I don't like the toilet paper here so I have not been wiping properly.Here...take a look.
Jason: OMG...You have an ass caked in shit!!!!
by poopface66666667 December 5, 2021
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Ass cakes is basiclly a really bad dope, bad hash- So bad that it smells like Ass Cakes.
Janet: "Matt, Why is there so much ASS in the cake?!"

Matt: "Damn Ass Cakes material, ey"
by Rasta J March 30, 2009
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another word for a cookie that has no eggs :)
WOW THAT ASS CAKE WAS DELICIOUS- BECAUSE I COULDNT TASTE THE EGGS
by nittynora December 23, 2010
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n. poop.
Excuse me, I have to go bake a chocolate ass cake...

Uh oh. I have some chocolate ass cakes burning in the oven.
by cj February 23, 2004
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A term used when angry or something goes wrong.

Origins: Created when much effort was put into a recipe for a cake and even though it came out perfect it still tasted horrible. Creator = Jackie.
"Hey did you hear we have a test in History?"
"Really? Bitch ass cake!"
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1.) Used to describe man who is very romantic and usually very gullible
"Hey man, is Mike hitting the strip joint with us tonight?"
"Hell no, that nigga ain't coming wit us with his cake ass!"
by Brittany_notyourgirl August 29, 2005
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