ass-bandit 

An unscrupulous curmudgeon who blasphemes by the very nature of his or her existence. Simply put, an unambiguous wanker, a incorrigible troglodyte, a downtrodden asshat.

Eric if you say POOT one more time I will puke. How ass-bandit-ish.

Peter is such an ass-bandit about seeing live shows.

Noah's ass-banditry is unprecedented. Stop touching yourself.

Denver has always been an ass-bandit and will always be an ass-bandit.

ass-bandit by Danger Brown October 11, 2006

ass-bandit 

Another derogitory term for a homosexual Male, usually used jokingly, or as an insult to someone who is in fact heterosexual

"Freddie over there is such an Ass-Bandit"

ass-bandit by El Toronja May 15, 2006

Ass-Bandit 

A derogatory comment used to describe a homosexual who is sexually attracted to male ass.

God, Calvin Klein is such an Ass-Bandit.

Ass-Bandit by Garren17 May 12, 2009

Ass Bandit 

One who sticks his choo choo in the rear tunnel. Going up the hershey highway.

I missed the pussy and became an ass bandit.

Ass Bandit by Dave F December 11, 2003

Ass bandit 

male homosexual

What an ass bandit

Ass bandit by The Phantom July 16, 2003

Ass Bandit 

A person who plugs holes when the soap is dropped.

#1 Ben the ass bandit plugged Steve's hole as he bend over to pick up a tool.

Ass Bandit by Guy Diesel January 19, 2006

ass bandit 

Noah Sayres.

Noah is an ass bandit for not coming up with any new terms to use!

ass bandit by Helga the Duck March 25, 2009