ass wrinkle

a wrinkle on your ass and a funny name to call somebody

yor a fuckin ass wrinkle

by ass wrinkle June 12, 2010

ass wrinkles

Depending on the length of your ass wrinkles is the width your asshole can actualy open, it is connected to your sphinkter.

"The length of her ass wrinkles is a sure sign she could take it"

by Evils September 14, 2006

wrinkled rat's ass

What you give when you don't care about something; see flying fuck, ask me if I care?

Howard Dean's in town! I don't give a wrinkled rat's ass!

by octopod November 22, 2003

asswrinkle

A really stupid (or otherwise useless) person (visualize the cottage cheese-like deformities on an overweight (or otherwise flabby) person's posterior).

No, you can't fit that construction cone in your left nostril. Now stop being an asswrinkle and help me {insert action here}.

by ash1337 September 8, 2006