ass wax

the poop that remains in the ass cheeks after wiping and or accidentally sharrting without know.

today i was in a hurry and when i pooped i forgot to wipe so there was ass wax left over or
dude i must have sharted cause there some ass wax left back there.

by buddha_212 December 9, 2008

ass wax

A lubricant used when waxing that ass

You: Man Showanda's ass is so tight and dry, but I really want to wax that ass.

Him: Man you need some ass wax

by Big Mike-izzle August 15, 2006

ass wax

using a hot ass to wax the hood of a Trans Am.

Throwing Tina down on the hood of a Trans Am,aND WAXING HER ASS.

by eddie September 29, 2003

Ass Wax

A fake nigga dat just aint bout shit..

You: Dat fool keep lookin over here ima bust his head.

Me: Fuck Dat Fool That Nigga, He Ass Wax Dog.

by Chris Williams Aka Murderjoke May 3, 2005

ass wax

ass wax=COOORRRRYYYY!

u ass wax

by JD July 9, 2003

arse wax (ass-wax)

Bum unguent, ring salve. Expensive, refined petroleum jelly often scented with eucalyptus or juniper. Prevents pant-chaffing & guards against unsightly clag-nuts.

Justin has left an arse-wax smear on his chair.
He doesn't know his arse-wax from his cock-rub.
Mummy, Justin won't share his arse-wax!

by bagpus is a fairy cat March 16, 2003

PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.

Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 3, 2023