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ass vac by piss jerking May 7, 2015
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1. The instance of the anus (or ass) achieving a vacuum effect. In outer space, it is the black hole; in humans, it is the anus. It is the moment usually after a fart is expelled, the ass inhales air-- thus creating a vacuum effect. With practice, one can continue farting for minutes at a time through circular breathing (inhaling and exhaling) through the anus; best achieved while bent over on all fours, and relaxed. One may find extreme discomfort while the ass vacuum effect occurs while swimming.
2. A phrase used to express a moment of disappointment or even happiness by abrupt exclamation. Commonly used with a short, inward slurping sound made by the mouth, following the phrase to declare and enhance random/nastiness.
3. A statement similar to that of "EUREKA!" or of the same nature as having an epiphany or great idea; one could say "ass vacuum" in a very calm tone of voice or even a subtle whisper said near friends or strangers to cause them confusion or be interested in what you have to say.
4. A mediocre but effective derogatory name used against opponents or friends with whom you are currently disgusted with.
1. The instance of the anus (or ass) achieving a vacuum effect. In outer space, it is the black hole; in humans, it is the anus. It is the moment usually after a fart is expelled, the ass inhales air-- thus creating a vacuum effect. With practice, one can continue farting for minutes at a time through circular breathing (inhaling and exhaling) through the anus; best achieved while bent over on all fours, and relaxed. One may find extreme discomfort while the ass vacuum effect occurs while swimming.
2. A phrase used to express a moment of disappointment or even happiness by abrupt exclamation. Commonly used with a short, inward slurping sound made by the mouth, following the phrase to declare and enhance random/nastiness.
3. A statement similar to that of "EUREKA!" or of the same nature as having an epiphany or great idea; one could say "ass vacuum" in a very calm tone of voice or even a subtle whisper said near friends or strangers to cause them confusion or be interested in what you have to say.
4. A mediocre but effective derogatory name used against opponents or friends with whom you are currently disgusted with.
1. You ASS VACUUM!
2. Dude... that teacher is such an ass vacuum.
3. "Ass vacuum..." in online chat.
4. Ok guys, time for the 2nd annual Ass Vacuum competition!
2. Dude... that teacher is such an ass vacuum.
3. "Ass vacuum..." in online chat.
4. Ok guys, time for the 2nd annual Ass Vacuum competition!
ass vacuum by Jim'n'Josh September 8, 2006
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vacation ass
After returning from a nice vacation where you eat and drink to your heart’s delight, you spend the next few days with an itchy, swampy anus as you release farts of death while in the car going to and from work.
Hey what is Ofier doing at the pharmacy? Well, Ofier came back from Cancun, Mexico yesterday after participatng in the chalupa festival andncame down with a tricky case of vacation ass. He’s on his way to buy a box of butt wipes.
vacation ass by Music Man 71 January 2, 2018
Assvacuation
The act of completely and totally emptying your bowels, most often done in an involuntary manner and inconvenient setting.
May leave you with an empty feeling, or dehydrated.
May leave you with an empty feeling, or dehydrated.
Man, after being stuck on I-285 for 2 hours, I barely made it home before having a total Assvacuation in my pants.
Assvacuation by DobberDoo April 14, 2011