Ass speed

The rate at which a person moves from one place to another. Derived from the time it takes for someone's ass to get over here.

"Man, at his ass speed it will midnight before we get going."

by NJumper March 21, 2010

Choofing at top speed in the ass

A phrase most commonly used to describe something that is happening quickly.

“Yo Damo! Watch out that car’s choofing at top speed in the ass!”

by Codizzle23 April 29, 2020

Apple Seed Ass

When someone literally has NO ass to them at all, ITS FLAT.

I thought Justin looked good, then I saw he has an apple seed ass.

by loveyounot October 4, 2016