ass napped

When someone holds you captive in their asshole

Su: I hope you drive into my asshole. You'll be held captive
Mi: what?
Su: Yes. Hold you captive. You'll be ass napped
Mi: Okay. Fuck off

by Pelvic Sorcerer August 31, 2018

Assnapped

slang used to describe the past tense of the act of assnapping; the act of kidnapping a person with the primary motive involving their buttocks

Steve: "What are you doing?!"

Joseph: "I'm kidnapping you and your pink, perfect ass!"

Steve: "Help, I'm being assnapped by the booty bandit!"

by Fax Dispenser February 21, 2023