*ass nail*; pronounced (*ahs*)-(*nael*)
The occurence of being fingered up the anus too vigorously by another individual (or by yourself) where a shard or a whole nail is left behind inside your anus.
The occurence of being fingered up the anus too vigorously by another individual (or by yourself) where a shard or a whole nail is left behind inside your anus.
by DreyAndLanceTheAwesome. January 28, 2010
When you wipe your ass after a particularly stick shit, and i little bit of shit gets stuck under your thumb nail, this can then be washed off or fed to a fat guy as chocolate.
by analex127 January 23, 2009