ass mugger

A thief who forcibly takes liberties with your behind.
See butt bandit.

"I was walking down the street minding my own business when
this ass mugger got me."

by jsd9632 February 4, 2012

ass mugged

when a person wipes his rectum onto the outer region of a coffee mug(usually where the mouth will be placed) with the objective to trick another person in using that mug unknowingly

My boss took out all his crap on me today so I ass mugged him to make me feel better.

by Jean Painter September 20, 2008

Ass Mungers

A small, midget mongolian, often found preying on innocent savillions in public toilets. Once they choose their victim they will wait for them to sit down on the crapper and then using a hand crafted, technological ass munger pick axe they then burrow their way into the rectum, using this as their natural hide out to escape from Ass Munger Mungers thus leaving behind a bleeding mass of rectal revenue for neighbouring Ass Mungers to snack on.

Oh fuck!!! That ass munger is waiting for me again and I really need a shit I just had ass sex with Barker but he has no dick.

by JaCoB & jUz September 5, 2005

asshugger

Used to describe someone who is not quite and ass kisser, but is in need of an insult of the sort

You asshugger, don't just pour me a drink, bring it here damnit.

by Alice Annabelle Ayers April 22, 2006