A minute that feels or seems to be taking an extended amount of time. Someone/something that is taking longer than usual.
Damn, my noodles be takin' a fat ass minute.

What Jermaine be doin' in there? He been takin' a fat ass minute!

5 minute delivery my ass, this pizza delivery is takin' a fat ass minute.
by Dani2yung December 10, 2014
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Ass minutes. Noun.

A measurement of time that is considered ridiculously short.
"He gave ass minutes to complete the work!"
by walletbro February 23, 2018
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A good loving to ur ass. Dick in bum. Means yum yum
Ill give you some good ass minutes
by Fickie December 15, 2017
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