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ass minutes 

Ass minutes. Noun.

A measurement of time that is considered ridiculously short.
"He gave ass minutes to complete the work!"
ass minutes by walletbro May 7, 2018

fat ass minute 

A minute that feels or seems to be taking an extended amount of time. Someone/something that is taking longer than usual.
Damn, my noodles be takin' a fat ass minute.

What Jermaine be doin' in there? He been takin' a fat ass minute!

5 minute delivery my ass, this pizza delivery is takin' a fat ass minute.
fat ass minute by Dani2yung December 10, 2014

Ass Minute

Similar to "a Minute-

Getting a good beating for one minute, usually a form of discipline in a gang" but turned violently sexual.
Keep it up, you fuck around one more time you're going to get a minute... an ass minute..⁸
Ass Minute by Blahblah68 October 26, 2025

5 Minute Ass Bitch 

Dylan is a 5 minute ass bitch
Damn bro, why are you bein a 5 minute ass bitch?

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026