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The term "ass load" can be found in the Old Testament of the Bible. God tells Noah to bring an ass's load of grain for each pair of animal brought upon the arc. Thus an ass load is derived from the amount of weight that can be held carried by a mature, healthy donkey (ass).

The term is used again in the New Testament when Jesus shares the parable of Rosie O'Donnell's booty, it is cursed to weigh over 7 ass loads because she is an annoying, fat, and ugly bitch.

Your mom's jugs must weigh more than 2 ass loads.

ass load by J Diddy January 16, 2004

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ass load

When speaking of quantity: an amount more than which is easily countable
When speaking of size: larger than a man can easily carry
When speaking of time: an amount of time which is larger than the expected amount
When used as a noun: a wad of semen released by a man inside the anus of another person (male or female alike)

"I got an ass load of collectible cars in my attic."
"How big is my house? It's got an ass load of space!"
"Jon went to buy beer 3 hours ago. He's taking an ass load of time"
"I gave your sister an assl oad last night!"

ass load by JtothaC March 16, 2005

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ass load

Speaking in terms of time - anything requiring over 4 hours.
In regards to physical objects, more than could be easily carried by the average fat broad.

I have an ass load of work to do this week.
I have an ass load of shingles.

ass load by Phunkmonkee August 20, 2003

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ass load

More than a shitload, but less then a butt load

I have an ass load of work to do.
At least it ain't a butt load!

ass load by Jake October 27, 2003

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ass load

Old bavarian term used to describe how much weight would break a donkey's back.

1:John Madden weighs more than an ass load.
2: That fucker gave us an ass load of homework. lets get his daughter pregnant.

ass load by s8nlivesagain April 13, 2004

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ass-load

n 1. a great quantity. Generally accepted to exceed a butt-load.

"I just ate an ass-load of tacos!"

ass-load by MF September 5, 2002

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ass-load of homework

A significant quantity of homework. Usually assigned by that one teacher that enjoys seeing children suffer.

I have an ass-load of homework.
Mr. Smith is a dick; he gave us an ass-load of homework.
My weekend is ruined because I have an ass-load of homework.

ass-load of homework by carter6 September 22, 2013

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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