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don't know your ass from a hole in the ground

It means you don't know any better or not up for the job.
Son you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground What makes you think you can do this?

you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground 

Figure of meaning that someone doesn't know what they're doing.
You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground.

you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground 

"You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground." Illustrate with a pen and paper drawing a circle and a cracked circle. Now ask which is your ass and which is the hole in the ground. Subject points to cracked circle and you mock while pointing to their real derriere.
After listening to untruthful gibberish, you say to person, "you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground."

you dont know your ass from a hole in the ground 

you know nothing or you dont know what you are doing
sir you dont know your ass from a hole in the ground
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026