ass cotton 

the little balls of toilet paper that get caught and rung up in your ass pubes that are immune to being picked. Very valuable when collected in a large quantity.

1. When the nigger tried picking my ass cotton, he couldn't make them budge.

2. I had so much ass cotton wrapped up in my ass pubes that I no longer could drop the kids off at the pool.

ass cotton by Daniel0504710 February 18, 2008

Ass Cotton 

An unexplained large amount of cotton that is generated in someones ass crack from as a result of his underwear. This strange compound is extremely satisfying to pick out

Dude 1 : Dude, look what i have.
Dude 2: Dude, is that your ass cotton? Nasty bro...
Dude 1: Yeah but dude, it's so satisfying.

Ass Cotton by Infernalboi November 1, 2018

cotton ass crack 

Cotton Ass Crack or more commonly refered to as a crusty asshole is when, like cod mouth, your asshole becomes dry and skin starts to peel resulting in a burning and itching sensation on and around the asshole.

Dammit Ronda, get your lazy fat ass over here. My COTTON ASS CRACK itches like a mother-fucker and its peeling all over the damn couch.

cotton ass crack by NICMOZ May 27, 2008

Cotton candy ass 

Someone who is soft like cotton amd sweet like candy!

Bitch you act like you tough but you are cotton candy ass!

Cotton candy ass by Sabine666 February 26, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019