When an rectum is so stretched out from anal sex that you can shine a flashlight inside and see terds.
by John December 26, 2003
Get the ass cavemug. by Lowlife2000 May 21, 2008
Get the ass cavedmug. a girl or a man whose ass as been ravaged again and again and again
the asshole is so big now that you can put a champagne bottle in it
the asshole is so big now that you can put a champagne bottle in it
A: Dude, man ! what's wrong with you today?
B: I've fucking been cave-assed last night, can't walk properly anymore.
Look at that cave-ass, only Marvin didn't get to ride her!
B: I've fucking been cave-assed last night, can't walk properly anymore.
Look at that cave-ass, only Marvin didn't get to ride her!
by carakoker July 23, 2009
Get the cave-assmug. 1)Having chaffed asshole. When you have wiped your ass a lot, mostly during diarrhea, and you ass has become extremely dry or chaffed.
2)The feeling of having wiped with pine straw.
2)The feeling of having wiped with pine straw.
Cave man 1: Why is Bob walking funny?
Cave man 2: Oh, he has diarrhea and he ran out of leaves so he had to use pine straw to wipe, so he has Cave Ass.
Cave man 1: HAHAHA!
Cave man 2: Oh, he has diarrhea and he ran out of leaves so he had to use pine straw to wipe, so he has Cave Ass.
Cave man 1: HAHAHA!
by Raadfud May 16, 2012
Get the Cave Assmug.