ass candy

Noun. A rather good looking piece of ass. Ass that is nice to look at. Ass that is perfect in every way that attract the eye of the public. Like eye candy, except focused on the ass, opposed to the whole good looking person.

Jen has such a great ass, she's some ass candy man

by r.a.g August 21, 2007

ass candy

It is a cocktail. It contains 3 oz amaretto almond liqueur and 12 oz cherry cola.

Rachel: What are you drinking, there?
Joey: Ass Candy.
Ross: Give me a glass of that!

by FriendsFan2006 June 20, 2009

ass candy

comes from the word Ashkandi which in World of Warcraft is a nice two handed weapon

ashkandi or :ass candy" droped last night and my guild is still bitching aboutit

by pecial August 16, 2006

ass candy

A nickname for a hemorrhoid or laxative suppository.

1) My hemorrhoids are flaring up; I need a piece of ass candy to get some relief.

2) I'm constipated; I need a piece of ass candy to get me moving.

by Genuine Nerd June 12, 2008

ass candy

a super hot or gorgeous guy/girl

OMG! That was some major yummy ass candy we saw at the concert.

by Bananny June 10, 2009

ass candy

Someone who is otherwise their bosses minion or piss boy. A yes man.
Can also behave like an ass bucket or ass rachet.

Dave just repeats what his boss Joe says and does. Dave is Joe's ass candy!

by SrTim April 24, 2006

ass candy

1. Bits of crap that hang on the ass fluff around the a-hole. Often induce vomiting, when rimming someone with ass candy.

2. Candy for the ass. Like eye candy. A male that you wouldnt mind having in your ass.

3. A really nice bum!

1.
'Shit, kevin had some manky ass candy in his fluff!! I was vomming for the rest of the arvie. I dont think i will be seeing him again, until he learns to use toilet roll.'

2.
Person 1-'Now that is some nice piece of ASS'!!
Person2-'I'm not gonna lie to you, that is some lovely eye candy'!
Person 1-'and ass candy!'

3.
Wow, that ass is nice! Its ass candy!!

by AliceW January 08, 2009