ass beans

The jelly beans left at the bottom of a container, becuase they are all the worst flavors.

Example 1
Guy 1: Can I grab some of your jelly beans?
Guy 2: Sure, but they're all ass beans.
Guy 1: Fuck that, those are trash.

Example2
Guy 1: Damnit 5th buttered popcorn in a row.
Guy 2: Looks like were hitting the ass beans.
Guy 1: Ass beans are the WOAT.

by jomasta May 27, 2009

beans in ass

beans in ass is when you put lots of baked beans in the ass and they have to be Heinz or else they will not get good beans in ass

beans in ass feels good

by BIGSEGGSMAN June 18, 2020

Beans de Ass

When someone tries to type "Buenos Dias" but fucks up and sends Beans de Ass

Beans de Ass am rigo, can I have some a ross cont polo

by Mars_ December 27, 2019

I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

Pretty self explanatory, I mean what do you want from me?!

Beans

Take on me. Take me onnnnnn

I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by Nibbahhhhh1 July 2, 2019

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

ass banshee

One who invades the ass and/or is a complete douche bag

Guy 1: Hey man wanna see my pokemon cards!!

Guy 2: Get the fuck away from me you ass banshee!

by The Zach Daddie April 28, 2006

ass banshee

One who annoys you usually by invading your space to scream or yell at your ass.

Also can be used as a term to describe the general douchery of an annoying person.

Stop being an ass banshee or get the hell outta here!

by S-e-a-n July 16, 2006