ass baking

The act of baking ass.

"Hey John, that was some quality ass baking last night. What's your recipe?"

ass baking by MoarKrabs January 11, 2017

baking ass 

bake some ass, baking ass, to be very much under the influence of marijuana.

I am totally baking ass right now.
Wanna bake some ass after work today?

baking ass by zlistiognuxqj October 24, 2006

Baking an ass 

Commonly used in reference to problems with technology, derived from phrases like “my wifi connection stinks”.

I can’t connect to the game right now, my computer is baking an ass.

Baking an ass by Moist Bones Damp Socks October 8, 2020

ass basing

the word ass basing mean, when one lights his/her farts on fire. this can be a very dangerious thing as a male can loose a testical!!!!

hey jack do you wanna go ass basing with me?? Jack: nahh man i dont do that anymore since my cousin loose a nut from it!! Friend: o well im sorry to hear that.. well see ya im ganan go ass base!

ass basing by bibbity bobbity boop January 25, 2005

Ass-Basking 

To voluntarily hangout in the bathroom, savoring the stank, after one relieves themselves.

I just took a dump and he ran in there and started ass-basking.

Ass-Basking by MorrisStreet May 24, 2012

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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)...

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Android Asstaking

The process of taking somebody's ass with the aid of Android Applications.

"My friend was Android Asstaking me all morning doode!"

"What'd he do?"

"He used a translator app to abuse me in fifty different languages and twenty different dialects. The app even has three different voices."

"Droid maan!"

Android Asstaking by gickeleshut August 28, 2012