Ass app

An ass app is terminology commonly used by graphic designers when having to urgently create something from scratch or figuratively 'pull it out of your ass.'

Client: "Oh, we love the ad campaign but would like to make a few changes. Could you change the photo, rewrite the copy and have it to the publisher in an hour?"
Graphic Designer: "Sure! No problem. Let me use my ass app and I'll have that ready in a jiffy!"

by stdraege October 19, 2011

Ass Appled

When Robespierre shoved an apple up someones ass and the cut their head off with a guillotine.

Did you hear that Jim got ass appled?

by God Left Us May 6, 2019

ass apples

roids so big they look like a grove of apples

that bitch bent over and i could see her damn ass apples

by tnxanadu April 18, 2005

Ass apple

1. Ass apple is the hard chunk of shit holding in your beer shits from last night’s drunk fest. The ass apple’s plop announces the coming shit storm.

2. An ass apple is a piece of fruit shoved up someone’s ass, popular amongst vegans and vegetarians to control the constant flow of gas from their asses.

After a long night of Busch Light and bjs, Lily was trying to be quiet in the bathroom stall, but as the ass apple plopped, she knew the ass raspberries would trumpet her presence.

by Originaljeffy October 3, 2017

fat ass appreciation day

on july 13 we take our friends with fat asses and celebrate them. we all strive to be like them so why not take a day to appreciate them

is tomorrow july 13?
HELL YA ITS FAT ASS APPRECIATION DAY

by francismikay October 28, 2019

ass apprehension

is the fear that every guy expieriences when he is about to insert a finger, his cock, or any other object into a girls ass. the girl is usually looking in the other direction due to being in the 69 position or just bent over . the man will have a river of emotions rushing through his mind ...my god will she attack me...scream at me end the session or just look at me in disgust. once the guy sifts through this phase he will put his fears aside and begin the process of reaming out her anal cavity not caring of any consequences.

as lisa was working my fleshy pole i noticed her ass in very close proximity to me. i looked around the room saw the bottle an thought this could fit. as i kicked the idea around for a minute or two i decided ya know lisa is a whore an would most likely love this bottle inserted in her puckered ass . so i proceeded to impale her ass with the bottle .....she didnt mind even encouraged it ass apprehension

by tommy tissue September 9, 2011

ass appled

To get screwed out of something

Bob Higman got ass appled out of eating lunch because he forgot his wallet, what a douche.

by b.nana January 3, 2009