Ass Air 

The passage of air around the butt, where the air itself is not a fart. This air picks up the scent of the ass itself.

Mooning a fan would create a lot of Ass Air

Ass Air by pghpanthers2 April 15, 2007

Ass Air 

The passage of air around the butt, where the air itself is not a fart. This air picks up the scent of the ass itself.

Mooning a fan would create a lot of Ass Air

Ass Air by pghpanthers2 April 13, 2007

Ass Air 

Airline, originating from Amsterdam, Holland. The planes tend to smell like someone's bum.

I went to Greece and I flew with Ass Air, but I'm never doing that shit again...

Ass Air by Jan-Peter Balkenende August 1, 2005

Ass Air 

Bad breath; halitosis

Dude, you have the worst case of ass air I've ever smelled!

Ass Air by Krazy K December 29, 2002

Ass Air 

1) Gaseous particulate that emerges from one's butthole, known colloquially as a fart.
2) The condition of the atmosphere after a donkey has spent time in it.

1) Some asshole's ass air has really fouled the air.
2) I wish you'd keep your donkey outside; the whole room reeks of ass air.

Ass Air by Cajun Bob December 24, 2003

Air-ass bag 

When a stripper or a female casually puts both feet on your shoulders (reverse) and repeatly pounds her ass into your face unexpectedly.

Dude, you guys see Dom get that air-ass bag.

Gave a girl a dollar and got an ass bag!

Dominic Davis got knocked out with an air bag.

Air-ass bag by Ddave September 10, 2016

blowing air up my ass 

Similar to the phrase "Blowing smoke up my ass" but telling a person a lie to avoid telling the truth. This is especially done when caught in the wrong or other compromising positions.

"Jim caught his wife with another man at McDonalds; they were holding hands and everything!"
"Really, what happened?"
"Well she started trying to say the guy was just a friend"
"Seriously?"
"yep, I heard Jim kicked her ass to the curb, now she's staying with her 'friend' at his place."
"Man doesn't that beat all."
"Yes sir. I don't know how he's handling it so well... I would kill my wife if she was cheating on me, and then tried Blowing Air Up My Ass."

blowing air up my ass by wisemanoncesaid January 24, 2014