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The smelly urine that developes after eating fresh asparagus. It is cited that everyone gets asparagus pee but only 20% can smell it. To those that can, the aroma is unmistakable, a uniquely bad smell. To those who can't, be careful to flush after eating a big plate of asparagus, you may make that new love interest run in terror.
Jen's asparagus pee was so rank that I had to go home and flush out my eyes. She didn't even seem to notice it! I don't think I can go there again.
by bozlog November 24, 2006
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when you consume large amounts of asparagus that your urine smells putrid and rotten.
lily ate so much asparagus that everyone thought that someone shit instead of her asparagus pee.
by shrekdad April 23, 2018
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