asparagus dicks 

The act of tying dicks together with a rubber band to resemble a bundle of asparagus.

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asparagus dicks by SpitOnMyDIK May 20, 2015

asparagus dick 

What you get when you eat a lot of asparagus and go take a pee and it smells like bad asparagus.

I ate a 1/2 pound of asparagus last night and I still have asparagus dick.

asparagus dick by golfpunk500 October 10, 2011