artres 

artres is a wonderful friend to have a round and will always have your back no matter what happens, he loves video games, artres will also make arguments out of thin air for jokes and will win 96% of the time. a loyal friend and a fun person to have around, he does act cocky and is competitive when it comes to gaming.

friend:hey artres want to play a game?
artres: yeah! i will beat your ass hahah

artres by anonymous December 15, 2020

japanese house arrest 

The act of staying indoors and never leaving your house, especially to play video games all day. Usually describes the condition of gamers or those who follow the hikikomori lifestyle outside of Japan

Yo why does Joe never go out? He’s always at home playing GTA
Idk man he’s under Japanese house arrest

He needs to touch grass

japanese house arrest by papaoddysefs April 10, 2022

Said The Actress To The Bishop 

A more clever, sophisticated way of saying "That's what she said." This phrasing goes back to very early Edwardian times and is of British origin.

"That's a BIG ONE, said the actress to the bishop."

Said The Actress To The Bishop by Koshell September 3, 2013

chocolardiac arrest

The name of a chocolate dessert. Used in Strong Bad email 'Bottom 10', where Strong Bad states that included in his bottom 10 is the ridiculous trend of giving chocolate desserts dangerous names.

Chocolardiac Arrest

(also, there is This Brownie Might Kill You and Chocozuma's Revenge)

chocolardiac arrest by kerslo August 12, 2005

Partiac Arrest 

Partiac Arrest occurs after a long, hard night of partying.

Symptoms include blurry vision, disturbed balance, heavy sweating, and overall numbness.

The body usually shuts down temporarily, but in some odd cases, permanently.

Dude, it looks like Charger is about to suffer from Partiac Arrest. We better get him to a couch STAT!

Partiac Arrest by Titan McFoley June 2, 2008

citizens arrest 

A person acting as the law, making an arrest without being a law-enforcerer

Did you see him do a citizens arrest? He could get jailed!

citizens arrest by A person who tried. November 24, 2015

Diarrhea Arrest 

A very controversial practice of a human getting arrested by a non-human police officer. Originated in South Africa in 1958 when the former rogue state's secret police hired 300K non-human police officers to arrest humans who are opponents of their former regime. It was extremely notorious during early-mid 1969 to late-2019. Like Diarrhea Kidnapping, it was discovered by the US government.

Many notable public figure like Justin Bieber and Jake Paul have been targets of Diarrhea Arrest by non-human police officers.

Diarrhea Arrest by Ryan900USAYT December 18, 2021