A very tragic condition which prevents individuals within the RP (roleplay) community, who wishes to RP, from actually RP'ing as much as they want to, or at all. It's very stunting for their characters and their growth. This may cause the arpistically challenged individual a lot of distress, as they can only do their best to keep up with their peers, but will often lag behind.
Chad: hey bro wanna RP?? :o
Jack: man i'd really like to but i'm feeling arpistically challenged this week...
Chad: no pressure! :D feel free to poke me anytime if you have the time/energy to have our characters interact.
Jack: thank you for being so understanding :'D you rock
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!