(5,000BC-2015)- A creative person who brings ideas and dreams to life through music, painting, sculpture etc.
(2016-Present)-An idiot with lots of free time and money.
(2016-Present)-An idiot with lots of free time and money.
(5,000BC-2015)-Leonardo Da Vinci was a one of a kind artist.
(2016-Present)-An artist decided to drink blue ink to show to circulation of fluids in and out of the body.
(2016-Present)-An artist decided to drink blue ink to show to circulation of fluids in and out of the body.
by RealisticDude May 26, 2017
Someone who wears a bitter scarf and burns concert pianos in manors while masturbating and to operas very loudly with a bourbon in one hand.
by Djfreaxxx December 4, 2011
Short version: A moron
Long version: Someone who believes that "creativity" and "individuality" is the highest point which man can achieve, despite the fact that they provide no valuable service or advancement to society as a whole. They are little more than entertainers who have the gall to say that they are more important because they find "meaning in everything." Usually imbibe mass quantities of drugs. Often despise scientists for being too "shallow" or "narrow minded."
Long version: Someone who believes that "creativity" and "individuality" is the highest point which man can achieve, despite the fact that they provide no valuable service or advancement to society as a whole. They are little more than entertainers who have the gall to say that they are more important because they find "meaning in everything." Usually imbibe mass quantities of drugs. Often despise scientists for being too "shallow" or "narrow minded."
Scientist, dragged to art museum by a group of well meaning friends: "I see no point in this. It's a bunch of liquid pigments splashed randomly onto a large canvas."
Artist: "But, can you not see the passion infused into the painting? The inherent desire to escape conformity through abstract expression?"
Scientist: "No... and if this is escaping conformity, then why are there 20 more of these, all by different people?"
Artist: "Uhh... SHUT UP! YOU'RE SHALLOW AND NARROW MINDED! YOU'RE JUST A SERVANT OF THE MAN!"
Artist: "But, can you not see the passion infused into the painting? The inherent desire to escape conformity through abstract expression?"
Scientist: "No... and if this is escaping conformity, then why are there 20 more of these, all by different people?"
Artist: "Uhh... SHUT UP! YOU'RE SHALLOW AND NARROW MINDED! YOU'RE JUST A SERVANT OF THE MAN!"
by Sciencenut1 August 12, 2011
Iam "It is funny seeing people quote the 'You get what you deserve' line though. Imagine that. You write something publicly and don't even think about it. You don't think it's good or even that anyone will even care. 2 years goes by and your pirating a movie (because why would I pay for something that is probably going to suck) and you get to the climax. You start to hear yourself as it builds to the climax and you think yourself 'Wha... What's going on? That sounds like me'. And he gets to that last line BANG! 'OH.... Shit... That is me...'. and everyone fucking LOVES it. Some people quote that line in every other post they make. And, in hindsight, the compulsive laughter reflects the compulsive nature of sexuality (that I also talked about) and his imaginary girlfriend reflects the 'romanticized ideation' I talked about. He even followed the Robert De Niro/Samuel L. Jackson rule I wrote about. Un-fucking-believable. The life of an artist is bittersweet."
by Hym Iam April 24, 2022
generally disputed amongst peers and an audience, sometimes overrated, underrated, poor in skills, or professional etc. but thats why I put in the word "disputed"!
by bitch-slap contorted-body nomad July 4, 2005
Someone that isnt realy good at anything, but just calls themselves an "artist" because its alls they realy hav :\
Ashfaque: Hey Shamima, what do you do?
Shamima: Im an Artist
Ashfaque: What does that job consist of?
Shamima: Nothing
Ashfaque: :\
Shamima: Im an Artist
Ashfaque: What does that job consist of?
Shamima: Nothing
Ashfaque: :\
by AshyBashy March 16, 2012
Me: *looks up “unknown artist” in dictionary
*finds junior Grimes as the definition/meaning*
Society/internet: EXACTLY!
junior Grimes is the unknown artist
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an unknown artist is an unheard of yet a highly underrated and slept on public figure or artist that the world lacks the knowledge to learn about or appreciate
Ergo, junior Grimes = unknown artist
Or artist unknown, either way the outcome is the same
*finds junior Grimes as the definition/meaning*
Society/internet: EXACTLY!
junior Grimes is the unknown artist
___
an unknown artist is an unheard of yet a highly underrated and slept on public figure or artist that the world lacks the knowledge to learn about or appreciate
Ergo, junior Grimes = unknown artist
Or artist unknown, either way the outcome is the same
by GrungeNgo January 4, 2022