Army of Darkness 

The best B-Movie ever, Stuff explodes, people die, some more stuff explodes and some more people die. Pure Entertainment for real men

"KLATTU FARATTA NI(cough)"
"Yeah I said the words, well, no not exactly..."

Army of Darkness by whoop dee doo December 13, 2003

Army of Darkness 

An evil force brought to life by the dark powers of the Necronomicon. It is comprised of an army of skeletons, and the leader (Bad Ash). They are eventually stopped by Ash, a worker of S-Mart (Housewares division).
Top notch B-movie, one everybody must see.
See also Bruce Campbell for more info.

"D00d, joo got teh ARMEE UV DARKNSS special edition! Pwn!"

Army of Darkness by DJ Chronos November 16, 2003

Army of Darkness 

One of the greatest and most well-known cult classics of all time. Sequel to the first two Evil Dead movies. Directed by Sam Raimi (Spider-Man, Darkman, The Gift) and starring Bruce Campbell as one of the most badass heroes in cinema history, Ash. Ash is famous for the chainsaw on his right arm, his "boomstick" (a double-barreled, sawed-off Remington shotgun), and his lexicon of catch phrases. The movie is about Ash being sucked into a time portal and landing in the Middle Ages, where he spends his time kicking zombie ass and trying to retrieve the Necronomicon, the Sumerian book of the dead, so he can get home.

Lines from the movie:

"Hail to the King, baby."
"Gimme some sugar."
"Groovy."
"Name's Ash. (cocks gun) Housewares."
"Come get some."

Did I mention that Army Of Darkness kicks ass?

Army of Darkness by Paul Wooten August 4, 2006

army of darkness 

Awesome movie. Zombie chainsaw action!

If you haven't seen Army of Darkness, go see it now!

army of darkness by Tehman November 29, 2004

Army of Darkness 

Best Cult Classic ... Ever.

Sam Raimi, don't foget your roots.

Army of Darkness by I Hate CAPS LOCK! August 1, 2004

Army Of Darkness 

The Act of railing your girl from behind and on the signal of the Howard Dean scream a dozen black guys bust out of your closet and run the train on the unsuspecting girl

Matt: i think courtney is going to break up with me.
Steve: oh ya whys that?
Matt: I did the Army of Darkness and she has spoken to me in days.

Army Of Darkness by Stephen Thomas and Nick Stram January 11, 2009

Army of Darkness 

Literally the best movie ever made

She tried to fuck while watching Army of Darkness so I broke up with her.
Can't distract me.

Army of Darkness by WHAT!!!@?!??! November 1, 2022