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armento

A douchebag Italian name that was given to snowflakes. If you ever meet someone named Armento, run the fuck away before he stabs with 17 different blades.
OH FUCK! ARMENTO! RUN!!!!

I'm comin' for ya....
by Hotshot14380 February 1, 2018
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Argento

(Slang) Local denomination/expression for argentinian people or stuff coming from this country.
Specialy used by the young people.
Aguante el rock argento!
(Hold on the argentinian rock!)
by whoknows? September 23, 2005
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armenta

A pro at sex. Very energetic and lasts long during sex. Rough, and very freaky.
My boyfriend made me orgasm 12 times. He must be an Armenta.
by Big'O January 3, 2015
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Asia Argento

Singlehandedly THE MOST beautiful, hottest, sexiest awesomest woman in the history of the entire universe. Fuck Megan Fox.

An Italian actress, sometimes-director, sometimes-writer, but generally awesome. Daughter of horrror master DARIO-FUCKING-ARGENTO, she's been in movies like Scarlet Diva, Land of the Dead, B. Monkey, xXx, she's also WAY more than what meets the eye. She's an extremely deep and intelligent person, more than what you might think.
Asia Argento is the hottest woman in the world. Fuck Tila Tequila.
by TimesTheyRAChanging July 2, 2009
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Armenti

To do something so awesome, you're worthy of being compared to an awesome and magical Geometry teacher (who's secretly Sean Connery, who's actually a super hero), capable of using geometry tools as deadly weapons.
*Shane kills someone with a protractor*

"Damn, you just did an Armenti!"
by StiffJ May 21, 2009
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Armenophile

An Armenophile (Are-me-know-file) is someone non-Armenian who obsesses over Armenians, Armenian culture, and supports all Armenian causes. Similar to a Japanophile, but morbid and with more facial hair. Armenophiles often dislike Turks, play chess, eat Lavash and Pilaf, are paranoid, and believe they, like real Armenians, can survive every possibly calamity that could befall them.
The Armenophile had a Khachkar in installed in his backyard and wore black, hooded robes on the weekends.

The Japanophile bought a Katana. The Germanophile bought an SS dagger. The Anglophile bought a victorian pistol. The Armenophile bough a bomb shelter and watched the rest die from radiation poisoning.
by Mark Y. Otis January 13, 2008
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Arment

A man that refuses to be wrong even when given no other choice. Usually has an enormous head.
You have a huge head.

It's not that big.

You're an Arment.
by DaManInDM September 28, 2008
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