armento
A douchebag Italian name that was given to snowflakes. If you ever meet someone named Armento, run the fuck away before he stabs with 17 different blades.
armento by Hotshot14380 February 1, 2018
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Asia Argento
Singlehandedly THE MOST beautiful, hottest, sexiest awesomest woman in the history of the entire universe. Fuck Megan Fox.
An Italian actress, sometimes-director, sometimes-writer, but generally awesome. Daughter of horrror master DARIO-FUCKING-ARGENTO, she's been in movies like Scarlet Diva, Land of the Dead, B. Monkey, xXx, she's also WAY more than what meets the eye. She's an extremely deep and intelligent person, more than what you might think.
An Italian actress, sometimes-director, sometimes-writer, but generally awesome. Daughter of horrror master DARIO-FUCKING-ARGENTO, she's been in movies like Scarlet Diva, Land of the Dead, B. Monkey, xXx, she's also WAY more than what meets the eye. She's an extremely deep and intelligent person, more than what you might think.
Asia Argento by TimesTheyRAChanging July 2, 2009
Armenophile
An Armenophile (Are-me-know-file) is someone non-Armenian who obsesses over Armenians, Armenian culture, and supports all Armenian causes. Similar to a Japanophile, but morbid and with more facial hair. Armenophiles often dislike Turks, play chess, eat Lavash and Pilaf, are paranoid, and believe they, like real Armenians, can survive every possibly calamity that could befall them.
The Armenophile had a Khachkar in installed in his backyard and wore black, hooded robes on the weekends.
The Japanophile bought a Katana. The Germanophile bought an SS dagger. The Anglophile bought a victorian pistol. The Armenophile bough a bomb shelter and watched the rest die from radiation poisoning.
The Japanophile bought a Katana. The Germanophile bought an SS dagger. The Anglophile bought a victorian pistol. The Armenophile bough a bomb shelter and watched the rest die from radiation poisoning.
Armenophile by Mark Y. Otis January 13, 2008
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