arm flail 

waving your arms around in an entertaining fashion to confuse your fans and make them think you can still dance.

1: Did you attend The Circus Starring Britney Spears?
2: Hell no, I'm not paying $100 to watch her pass off her arm flail crap as dancing for an hour and a half.

arm flail by Craig Dylan March 14, 2011

wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men

A more common name for the advertising device that is also known as an Airdancer. It is a plastic humanoid shaped hollow 'bag' that when supplied with an air flow inflates and appears to flail around.
Uses include:
Attract Customers to your business.
Make a splash at your next presentation.
Keep grandma company.
Protect your crops.
Confuse your neighbours.
African American? Hail a cab.
Testify at church.
Or just raise the roof.

"Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you!!"

wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men by Al Harrington February 21, 2008

wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man 

A sex move that can only be done by flailing your arms around like one of those inflatable wacky guys at your local Oil Change shop.

It is also a Family Guy Cutaway Gag in the style of the Billy Mays' Oxy-Clean commercials, with the name Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse.

Zach: Dude, I gave my girlfriend a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man last night.
Mike: Cool.

wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man by AlHarringtonWackyWavingTubeMen February 26, 2024