Person 1: "Hey did you see that girl, Simona? She be walking down the street and everybody be like 'Damn, man. That ass is fat. I got a plan to put my hand on that can.'"
Person 2: "Yes, William Shakespeare. You have described her arsonance most aptly."
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"