these aren't my glasses

A statement made by a victim waking up during an event of being teabagged, with the actor's balls on the victim's eyes.

May also logically extent to breasts.

Tim sleeps. Bruce teabags Tim.

Tim (waking up to balls covering his eyes): Hey, these aren't my glasses.
Bruce: Yes, they are.
Tim: Oh. Then I'll have to talk to my eye prescriptionist about this. I can't see anything through them.

by Moogle Earth January 24, 2013

Birds Aren't Real

The government replaced them

Birds Aren't Real

by Borkl2026 January 23, 2023

There aren't any definitions for this word

There are, don't lie to yourself. This is what the Urban Dictionary says to you if you type an imaginary slang word that your imaginary friends use to try and act cool.

John: What does "fam" mean?
Urban Dictionary: There aren't any definitions for this word.

by RadiantSmash October 14, 2016

things that sound dirty but aren't

swiffer
pianist
tortellini
kumquat
monkey wrench
manhole
condiment
masticate
sextuplet
woodcock
job site

he masticated his tortellini near his manhole, and then swiffered the whole job site clean.

by JenThe80'sFan June 1, 2004

Guys! These Aren't My Trousers!

1. Exclamation uttered upon realisation that these are not, in fact, your trousers. Once uttered famously by a young medic.

2. Generic exclamation after doing something stupid.

(after asking everybody you know if they are their trousers) 'Guys! These aren't my trousers!'

by G&S April 10, 2007

What Aren't I Doing?

The disarming response to the such questions as, "what are you doing?", "what are you talking about?, and "what is your problem?", substituting some words in your response to fit the question. It is a more polite way to tell that guy in english to fuck off. In order to be used correctly, you must say it the moment the question you are being asked ends. Usually starting with who, what, when, where, why or how, containing one of the contractions hasn't, aren't, won't, shouldn't, or wasn't, and containing a verb. Using it is an automatic +20 pts.

1) - U.S.A.: "who else have you bombed, afghanistan?"

- Afghanistan: "who haven't i bombed?"

2) -Jim: "God dammit, who here else has fucked my girlfriend?"
-Dan: "Honestly Jim, who hasn't fucked your girlfriend?

3)-Man 1: "What are you doing?"

-Man 2, interjecting: "I think the correct question would be what aren't i doing?

by Mr. Yell-O March 3, 2010

these aren't the droids you're looking for

A sarcastic phrase used to inform someone they are pursuing the wrong course of thought/action or barking up the wrong tree.

Comes from Obi-Wan Kenobi's use of an old Jedi mind trick on Stormtroopers in Star Wars Episode IV in order to help them avoid Imperial entanglements.

Homeboy: "Man, why can't I get in da club tonight, yo?!"

Bouncer: "Holmes, these aren't the droids you're looking for wit'cha pants on da ground. You gon' have to hang elsewhere tonight with that attire."

by dookeyboy January 20, 2011