Dial a retard
The activity reluctantly carried out when the technology has gone wrong and you need to call the help desk. A long and frustrating call follows before you are either told to do something totally irrelevant or are given an incident number with more digits than atoms in the known universe - or both.
Joe: Hey, that server's down again.
Bill: Yeah, I guess its dial a retard time.
Joe: Oh no, not those fuckers.
Bill: Yeah, I guess its dial a retard time.
Joe: Oh no, not those fuckers.
Dial a retard by monkeybar July 6, 2011
Life span of a retard
Life span of a retard by $peek-EliZ September 4, 2022
Rape a retard
A term used to show great frustration.
Not litterally referring to having sex with a mentally retarded person against their will.
Not litterally referring to having sex with a mentally retarded person against their will.
"Man... You failed ANOTHER English quiz? At this rate you're going to fail."
"Yeah I know. I just want to rape a retard!"
"I hear ya, man"
"Yeah I know. I just want to rape a retard!"
"I hear ya, man"
Rape a retard by The Guv`nor December 31, 2007
half-a-retard
"OMG that guy got a zero on the test"
"How you get two hundred pionts just for your name?"
"He must be half-a-retard"
"Oh yeah"
"How you get two hundred pionts just for your name?"
"He must be half-a-retard"
"Oh yeah"
half-a-retard by stefan campbell October 29, 2007
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