are tard 

retard

shut up are tard!!! - kyle

are tard by que? October 4, 2003

are-tard 

someone that uses made up words (such as r-tard) and spells them incorrectly (such as are-tard) and makes that person sound stupid (or a retard)

I am not an are-tard!

are-tard by brookem October 29, 2007

Dial a retard

The activity reluctantly carried out when the technology has gone wrong and you need to call the help desk. A long and frustrating call follows before you are either told to do something totally irrelevant or are given an incident number with more digits than atoms in the known universe - or both.

Joe: Hey, that server's down again.
Bill: Yeah, I guess its dial a retard time.
Joe: Oh no, not those fuckers.

Dial a retard by monkeybar July 6, 2011

Aretard 

Someone so retarded that calling them a retard would actually be a compliment. Someone so retarded that you feel like you are talking to someone's pet.

Tomany spells wrist r-i-s-t, he is such an aretard.

Aretard by Gab21B July 7, 2011

Life span of a retard 

17 years

Life span of a retard is 17 years they are mostly 5’7ish blonde females with small intellects

Life span of a retard by $peek-EliZ September 4, 2022

Rape a retard 

A term used to show great frustration.
Not litterally referring to having sex with a mentally retarded person against their will.

"Man... You failed ANOTHER English quiz? At this rate you're going to fail."

"Yeah I know. I just want to rape a retard!"

"I hear ya, man"

Rape a retard by The Guv`nor December 31, 2007

half-a-retard 

half-a-retard is a person so stupid that retards think "hes a dee dee dee"

"OMG that guy got a zero on the test"

"How you get two hundred pionts just for your name?"

"He must be half-a-retard"

"Oh yeah"

half-a-retard by stefan campbell October 29, 2007